Saturday, April 26, 2014

Bread Crumbs & Foreign Dresses: Sleep Texting at its Finest

If you've been a friend, reader, or fan of mine for awhile, you know I have quite the unique personality. My boyfriend put it into perspective quite perfectly the other day when he told me:

"You're a star. You might sparkle a little differently then all the other stars, but you're definitely a star."

I have a few, but one of my bizarre yet hilarious quarks is I sleep text. If you need or want a good laugh, you can check out my two previous posts about being a heavy flow kinda girl and the homeless man with my blue shoe. I was even interviewed for a sleep texting segment on for my crazy sleepy-time antics!

For the life of me I cannot remember these "episodes." I don't remember reaching for my phone and texting these random (and I do mean random) pieces of comedic gold to people, namely my ex-boyfriend at the time and my current boyfriend, but it does indeed happen people.

Recently it happened again in the span of a month which is very rare as these sleep texting occurrences only happen maybe once every few months. The first happened mid to late January and I found out when my boyfriend came to wake me up for a early morning breakfast date. This time, there's actually photographic proof of my insanity:

To the best of my deductive reasoning skills, I believe I was attempting to convey a dream I had to my boyfriend that involved a mutual friend of ours. Did I remember said dream when I woke up to my boyfriend shaking my shoulder and asking me, "So you and Hannah fit into the play because you were wearing foreign dresses, huh?" Not for the life of me!

Honestly when he asked me that at that moment I briefly questioned his sanity. I know, pot meet kettle.

Second was a month later after he got a small sampling of my affinity for sleep texting...

So far from my sleep texting experiences, I've narrowed it down to two distinct categories: dreams and advice. As far as I can conclude, half the time my sleep texts center around a dream or dreams that I had or a piece of advice I may have deamt or thought up myself in the middle of the night that I feel is important enough to grab my phone and text it to someone.

So there you have it folks! Proof of my crazy brain at it's finest.

Now remember-Don't stuff bread crumbs into your pockets otherwise you'll have an anxiety attack. And we don't want that, do we?

Do you have any sleep texting experiences or know someone who does?


Momma Told Me said...

I'm mostly in awe that you gt to sleep till 10 am! Sleep texting, huh, I've heard of drunk texting, but that's a new one for me!

brokenteepee said...

But - can you stuff breadcrumbs in your foreign dresses?

I have never heard of sleep texting. I fear it could be dangerous.

Shelley Zurek -- Still Blonde after all these YEARS said...

I don't keep my phone by my bed. It's in the bathroom so I can hear it ring but not close enough to get me into trouble!

Liz Parker said...

Oh wow ... I have not! That's too funny though!

Katherine Bartlett said...

This is why my phone stays in the living room at night!